03 April 2006
Hey! Hey! Hello!
I have come over here expressly so that I might make easy comments on cj's blog, but I must admit, I got an email from Blogspirit that was all in French, and since I don't speak French, it might have said,
Hello you ignorant blogger,
We are writing to you in French so you will feel very inferior to your bilingual cousins. Fortunately, your password at this time is in numerals, and we trust you are not too stupid to pick up on that!
We really don't understand why you feel it necessary to blog to the world about your petty, paltry, and putrid life, but if you must, we are semi-glad that you have chosen our service in order to do it. However, we hope you will loosen up the purse strings in the not-so-distant future and become a paying member of our site so our more affluent members will not have to continue to float your boat.
Have a good day, and consider language classes.
Thank you,
Blogspirit
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Brilliant! I just bet it does say that, only with more insults pointed specifically at the English. I am reminded of a Not the Nine O Clock News sketch which I can't remember much about except Rowan Atkingson's execrable French accent as he slagged off the English and something about not forgetting Agincourt.
So how are you me old mate?
Because I am so unreliable not only at writing blog entries but also at following others', I didn't realise until several months after the event that poor little Oui had gone to the great wheel in the sky. I am really sorry about that, you must have been very upset. The trouble with tinies is that they often do not live very long for all sorts of reasons, not least of which of course is that we have them living in a totally artifical environment. I just wish people would stop breeding them, but of course all the time they do then peeps like us will haver to keep taking them away from gits who don't look after them properly. Thankfully I've not come across anything needing a home lately, so I only have the three cats to worry about. Being as the M25 was closed when I tried to come home last night and the only other route I knew had the entire car population of the south of England on it, I didn't get home till 10:30 and my poor cats were starving! Well that was what they said, although I notice that they hadn't finished all their biscuits, so I think they might have been exaggerating a tad. Then they wanted to come to bed with me because they hadn't seen anyone all day! Who'd be a mum?
Anyway, must go. Thanks for the encouragement about the house - I'm sure you're right and don't forget, when we get it if you fancy a cheap holiday in France you're more than welcome.
Cathy
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Posted by: cj | 28 April 2006